There's a butcher near somewhere I used to work
whose van says "we sell sausages and" above the number plate, M1 NCE.

His car has M2 NCE, because he's a fucking stupid fucking cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:05, archived)

N0 NCE

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:27, archived)

alright Spanishfly's 2CV

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:39, archived)

alrite

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 20:37, archived)

MINC3

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:36, archived)

Do you have a license plate for that +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:38, archived)

is that your Ayrshire bacon?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:39, archived)

No it's his Dundee rump

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:59, archived)

Our old next door neighbours had personalised numberplates.
They were terrible in every other way too.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:45, archived)

Tory-voting Jewish farmers?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:59, archived)

+ french

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 20:02, archived)

Personalised plate owners, people who inform you about their tv size
And Gregg Wallace
Awful
Oh and DBT
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 21 May 2024, 20:04, archived)