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saw an upholstery van today
The business was called 'touching cloth'

Mitchell and webb vibes
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:20, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:24, archived)
alrite mr h

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:24, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 21:37, archived)
Hahaha, how random!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 17:46, archived)
it's always morning somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:51, archived)
Turtle power!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:57, archived) 


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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 21 May 2024, 18:10, archived)
jesus christ!
I bought some new binooculooos
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 18:13, archived)
Are we the baddies?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:37, archived)
I'm afraid so

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 17:43, archived)
That was the name on a truck that was cleaning out porta-loos that I saw once.
What a funny story.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 21 May 2024, 18:44, archived)
have you accidentally clicked on an old bookmark?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:27, archived)
I did that once and it turned to dust

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:27, archived)
alrite, tutankhamun

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:31, archived)
Alright Jack didlyack

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:44, archived)
don't talk back

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 20:36, archived)
There is a car wash where I used to live
'The best hand job in Manchester'
Like a wank lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:02, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:27, archived)
I used to live near one in London that made a similar claim.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 21 May 2024, 22:34, archived)
It's an impressive feat but a hell of a commute

(piss and shit, Wed 22 May 2024, 10:54, archived)
There's a butcher near somewhere I used to work
whose van says "we sell sausages and" above the number plate, M1 NCE.

His car has M2 NCE, because he's a fucking stupid fucking cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:05, archived)
N0 NCE

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:27, archived)
alright Spanishfly's 2CV

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:39, archived)
alrite

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Tue 21 May 2024, 20:37, archived)
MINC3

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:36, archived)
Do you have a license plate for that +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:38, archived)
is that your Ayrshire bacon?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:39, archived)
No it's his Dundee rump

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:59, archived)
Our old next door neighbours had personalised numberplates.
They were terrible in every other way too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:45, archived)
Tory-voting Jewish farmers?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 21 May 2024, 19:59, archived)
+ french

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 21 May 2024, 20:02, archived)
Personalised plate owners, people who inform you about their tv size
And Gregg Wallace
Awful
Oh and DBT
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 21 May 2024, 20:04, archived)