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wee-wee tapir thread

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 11:56, archived)
Fooooooooooood!
Chicken salad! Crisps! Anyone having anything more better?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 12:36, archived)
sushi
out for Pakistani l8r, place I've never been to before as it's fucking miles away from home, but it looks amazing
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 12:38, archived)
have a korma

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:06, archived)
Hakka noodles, Manchurian paneer, tofu 65. Rare to see korma now in the kind of places I eat.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 15:23, archived)
yeah soup kitchen menus have gone to shit recently

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 15:27, archived)
None of those things are soup

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 15:38, archived)
kitchen soup is a soup so fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)
Tofu 65?
Alright, Lou Bega
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 16:45, archived)
a little bit o' bean curd in my mouth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 22:06, archived)
Remember to get drunk and to make it extra hot

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:08, archived)
they list a 'chilli seekh kebab (hot)'
definitely trying those
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:49, archived)
Seriously though you need to keep sending it back because it's still not hot enough, then say it's too hot and refuse to pay.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 15:24, archived)
excllent idea

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)
BRB KLAXON!!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:10, archived)
All klaxons are the same

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:12, archived)
Homemade meatballs
With mashed potatoes, peas, carrots, mushrooms and onion gravy
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i just had a big sausage
bet you can't beat that
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 12:41, archived)
I'll beat your sausage lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:11, archived)
it's not a race m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:12, archived)
M8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:14, archived)
oh darling don't be like that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:56, archived)
Dude
What does mine say?
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ—‹¥โ—‹) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Tue 18 Jun 2024, 17:09, archived)
you have two weeks left to live

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 17:33, archived)
Sweet

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (โ—‹¥โ—‹) (โ€ฏอœโ‚’ ใ……โ€ฏอœ โ‚’), Tue 18 Jun 2024, 17:54, archived)
Mine is just bring your own lunch
Yours sounds lovely
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:10, archived)
Cooking is stress relief for me
It was either make lunch or kick off on the neighbours
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Do both

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 13:14, archived)
Trust me, that doesn't work
I've had to deal with troublesome neighbours before, I know how the housing deal with complaints. I started documenting things yesterday, as that was the first time they left the dogs in the garden on their own for several hours. They've done it again today and if they do it tomorrow, I'll have words with them. If that doesn't work, I'll put in an official complaint and keep documenting everything.
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rat poison also works on dogs
And dog owners come to think of it
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 18 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)
I have a feeling
That someone* will leave the gate open while the owners aren't paying attention






*me
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