Can't beat the traditional ones

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:55, archived)

I had it because there's no cheese in it
A lot of the food I have right now has cheese in it, which is fucking stupid, as I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I love cheese.I am trying to limit how much I eat and, since I failed spectacularly yesterday(every meal contained cheese), I'm keen to avoid it today.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:05, archived)

Cheese is very addictive
www.smithersofstamford.com/gifts/have-you-tried-cheese-tea-towel.html
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:52, archived)

If you love cheese, then you're going to LOVE cheese tea!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:05, archived)

lactase
it sometimes helps
looks like Boots sells caps, this is not in reference to footwear or headwear ok
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:00, archived)

I'll definitely have to look into that

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)

it's just Scottish lactose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:58, archived)

There's an easy solution to this, you can buy plant based 'cheese' called 'sheese'.
It's so horrible it puts you off wanting to eat cheese.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:37, archived)