Tfil
Thank fuck it's lunch this morning has been a drag
Think I'll treat myself to a KFC
What you having?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 12:38, archived)

🎵 Listen to this, it's too good to miss, da da da-da da da 🎵
*farts*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 12:40, archived)

Thank you for your useful comment
And for dropping an eggy one off
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:06, archived)

plezh

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:17, archived)

I'll name that tune in one!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

Go on then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:54, archived)

You know, if Isla St Clair married Barry White
She'd probably keep her name as it is, as many professional women forego changing their names when they marry, so they can continue using the name with which they've spent years building a reputation
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:58, archived)

Also, Barry White has been dead for years
So for them to marry would be considered strange by most measurements
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:59, archived)

What are you blithering on about?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:08, archived)

Excuse me sir
I do not blither. I may ramble. I may even prattle. But I NEVER blither.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:19, archived)

Some woman got wed to the Berlin Wall
Maybe the church should look into this marrying dead people idea. A funeredding
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:51, archived)

Mortrimony

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:20, archived)

If Bea Arthur out of The Golden Girls married Jim Kerr out of Simple Minds
she'd post here
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:20, archived)

oh dear

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:06, archived)

See also:
Beyonce Knowles marrying Roy Castle
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:25, archived)

your accent is fucking weird
are you lloyd grossman?
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:32, archived)

Yes.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:35, archived)

Or Jack Black marrying Jeremy Hunt

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:32, archived)

Treat?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:27, archived)

Crunch, grease and salt
3 of your 5 a day
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:53, archived)

Cottage pie

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:31, archived)

Can't beat the traditional ones

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 13:55, archived)

I had it because there's no cheese in it
A lot of the food I have right now has cheese in it, which is fucking stupid, as I'm lactose intolerant. Problem is, I love cheese.I am trying to limit how much I eat and, since I failed spectacularly yesterday(every meal contained cheese), I'm keen to avoid it today.
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:05, archived)

Cheese is very addictive
www.smithersofstamford.com/gifts/have-you-tried-cheese-tea-towel.html
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:52, archived)

If you love cheese, then you're going to LOVE cheese tea!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:05, archived)

lactase
it sometimes helps
looks like Boots sells caps, this is not in reference to footwear or headwear ok
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:00, archived)

I'll definitely have to look into that

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)

it's just Scottish lactose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:58, archived)

There's an easy solution to this, you can buy plant based 'cheese' called 'sheese'.
It's so horrible it puts you off wanting to eat cheese.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:37, archived)

Curlywurly and a bag of scampi fries (reduced for quick sale)

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 14:53, archived)

Dammit
Now I want a curly wurly
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:28, archived)

Get us a Snickers when you're there?
Ta
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:51, archived)

They didn't have any

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)

bollocks

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:12, archived)

Alright, I didn't go
I remembered that I had chocolate in my snack cupboard
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:33, archived)

Snack cupboard !? Living the dream!

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 18:58, archived)

snack cueboard

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 19:08, archived)

I often have a snack rather than a meal
Beef jerky, peanuts, haribo, frazzles, popcorn, chocolate, lollipops, crisps and bombay mix are all in the snack cupboard
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 21:02, archived)

frazzles!

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Fri 28 Jun 2024, 1:09, archived)

It large.

( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 15:16, archived)

big fat cock

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 16:26, archived)

+s

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 27 Jun 2024, 17:16, archived)

DEEZ NUTS

(Great Forum Banter, Thu 27 Jun 2024, 16:55, archived)