hi wankstain's, Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones here with a cool Saturday afternoon thread fo' yo' a$$e$
haha, not really, it's actually me (Queef Richard's)!

made you look, made you stare, made you lose your underwear
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:40, archived)

hey! where has my underwear gone?
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:43, archived)

it's lost m8, nothing I can do about it soz

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:49, archived)

Invisible under several years worth of dried, hardened, encrusted poo.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 20:27, archived)

-poo
+jizz
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 29 Jun 2024, 22:25, archived)

This is unfortunate, I'm sat outside a pub and my pants have disappeared
Not sure what to do now. Might have another pint and think about it
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:47, archived)

as long as you were wearing something over your pants you should be ok
if you were down the pub in just your pants you already have bigger problems, old boy
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:51, archived)

are you kink shaming?

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)

no m8, I'm Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:51, archived)

True but they weren't just any pants, they were new m&S pants, wanted to show them off

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)

-sh +bl

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

i'll have a look for them
any distinguishing marks?
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:52, archived)

Yeah probably

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

dirty boy

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:55, archived)

+gus
guishing
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 21:29, archived)

idgi look are you queef or not just be honest ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:48, archived)

I'm Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:52, archived)

OR AM I

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:53, archived)

You chameleonic rascal

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:31, archived)

are you saying you are... GG Top?

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:54, archived)

I've got legs, right to my faaanny

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:50, archived)

Top + Allin
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:06, archived)

great
I fucking knew I shouldn't have worn a crop top today, now my tits are everywhere
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:03, archived)

samesies

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)

*looks*
*loses*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:13, archived)

*stares*

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:16, archived)

tap tap tap

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:22, archived)

Hi Gaz is it true you named your kids Tycho and Indi?

( $$ ✅, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:18, archived)

hi $$, Gaz here
yes m8, I totes fucking did. And you know what? I'd do it again in a heartbeat
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 17:24, archived)

LCD were great at Glastonbury

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:05, archived)

yeah those screens are massive now

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:16, archived)

Losing My Edge BANGED HARD

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 29 Jun 2024, 18:17, archived)