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It is now officially no longer morning here in GMT land
As such the previous thread is redundant and under union rules we have to move into this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:00, archived)
I heard you love a bit of finnochio

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)
shark puppet?

(piss and shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)
I read this as shark pepper, now I want shark pepper

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:36, archived)
can confirm

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)
alright

(piss and shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)
not too bad ta
u
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)
aye alright
working till 3 though
(piss and shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)
I'm either working or 'on call' managing dickheads remotely pretty much 7 days a week these days
I don't really mind tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:18, archived)
-n +ss -head

(piss and shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:22, archived)
just realised I'm at AC/DC next Sunday
get in
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:14, archived)
Lucky fucker

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:15, archived)
I saw them at Wembley on the Ballbreaker tour
I am partially deaf in one ear because of it #NoRegerts
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:22, archived)
I've seen them once before also at Wembley, cracking show

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:29, archived)
i don't think i saw them at Wembley arena

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:13, archived)
in honour of pride month i am now one of these gays we've all been hearing about
As a gay i will now secretly hate all gays as i am uncomfortable with my sexuality
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:12, archived)
sounds about right

(piss and shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:15, archived)
i knew a(nother) gay once, he was funny
He called women's naughty bits 'ladygardens'
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Garden,_Baroness_Garden_of_Frognal
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 14:04, archived)
Lady Garden married in 1965 Timothy Garden.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:17, archived)
I've just realized it must have been pre-syntax

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:45, archived)
Congratulations on being one of our top readers globally – you've read 491 articles in the last year

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:34, archived)
more than one a day

(piss and shit, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)
I made The Guardian my home page at one point just to get my numbers up, at one stage they were claiming I'd read over 5000 articles, still no prize :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:08, archived)
the prize is knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)
I did not receive it :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)
Shark pepper ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)
guppy salt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)
I thought I made myself clear, this is completely unacceptable

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)