It is now officially no longer morning here in GMT land
As such the previous thread is redundant and under union rules we have to move into this one.
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:00, archived)

I heard you love a bit of finnochio

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)

shark puppet?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)

I read this as shark pepper, now I want shark pepper

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:36, archived)

can confirm

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)

alright

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:02, archived)

not too bad ta
u
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:03, archived)

aye alright
working till 3 though
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:13, archived)

I'm either working or 'on call' managing dickheads remotely pretty much 7 days a week these days
I don't really mind tbh
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:18, archived)

-n +ss -head

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:22, archived)

just realised I'm at AC/DC next Sunday
get in
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:14, archived)

Lucky fucker

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:15, archived)

I saw them at Wembley on the Ballbreaker tour
I am partially deaf in one ear because of it #NoRegerts
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:22, archived)

I've seen them once before also at Wembley, cracking show

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 12:29, archived)

i don't think i saw them at Wembley arena

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:13, archived)

in honour of pride month i am now one of these gays we've all been hearing about
As a gay i will now secretly hate all gays as i am uncomfortable with my sexuality
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:12, archived)

sounds about right

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:15, archived)

i knew a(nother) gay once, he was funny
He called women's naughty bits 'ladygardens'
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Garden,_Baroness_Garden_of_Frognal
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 14:04, archived)

Lady Garden married in 1965 Timothy Garden.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:17, archived)

I've just realized it must have been pre-syntax

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:45, archived)

Congratulations on being one of our top readers globally – you've read 491 articles in the last year

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:34, archived)

more than one a day

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 13:42, archived)

I made The Guardian my home page at one point just to get my numbers up, at one stage they were claiming I'd read over 5000 articles, still no prize :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 15:08, archived)

the prize is knowledge

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)

I did not receive it :(

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)

Shark pepper ok

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:49, archived)

guppy salt

( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 16:52, archived)

I thought I made myself clear, this is completely unacceptable

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 30 Jun 2024, 19:42, archived)