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i have beer
lovely beer
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 16:07, archived)
I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Jul 2024, 16:11, archived)
i think you're right
*slurp*
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 16:14, archived)
I have pants
They are rather nice tbh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 16:35, archived)
i tried wearing pants but tbh i prefer studded briefs

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 16:50, archived)
at Cambridge?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:19, archived)
fuck you all

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 20:58, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 21:06, archived)
home drinking is killing public (houses)

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 16:47, archived)
no. overpriced pints are doing that.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 16:51, archived)
True
A month ago I paid £6.50 for a Guinness and I'm still upset about it
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)
over a fiver seems to be the norm around here and i just don't like going out enough to pay it
and my driving goes to shit after six or seven as well
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 17:04, archived)
alright Justin Timberlake

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 17:55, archived)
cry me a red stripe

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 18:04, archived)
LOL
Get the Britneys in son
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 2 Jul 2024, 18:18, archived)
oops i did it again

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:18, archived)
Don't have too many beers please
I wouldn't want you to get intoxicated
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
fuck sake

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:47, archived)
That shit is grim, stick to the beers

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:50, archived)
said britney spears

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 20:33, archived)
I dislike beer

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 18:28, archived)
it's quite a popular beverage

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 18:30, archived)
Other alcoholic beverages
Are an option. I believe you are partial to the occasional gin!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:08, archived)
do you mean she buys litre bottles and polishes them off by midnight?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:09, archived)
all occasional gins occasionally taste the same

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:17, archived)
gin tastes nasty imo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:20, archived)
I quite like a shot of gin over ice

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:23, archived)
NO YOU DO NOT

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:27, archived)
I do indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 7:54, archived)
Escape From Planet Of The Bollocks, starring Derek Nimmo

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:15, archived)
Derek Nullo, more like!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:17, archived)
no that's wrong it's Nimmo ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:18, archived)
Not any more, he's a nullo now

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:20, archived)
poem time
"Not any more, he's a nullo now"
Said beepeedee, the stupid cow.
You're shitter than Derek Nimmo's poo
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 21:01, archived)
I'm clicking this like a masturbating bonobo

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 21:08, archived)
Oh beepeedee went to knob a camel
He lifted his enormous gunt
It kicked him in the face and chipped his enamel
The fucking stupid fucking cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 21:12, archived)
👍🏻👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 21:56, archived)
Round about now Since they say I am the sexiest man in Jamaica And the girls love me And I shall never grow old

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:43, archived)
i'll drink to that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Tue 2 Jul 2024, 19:47, archived)