My plan to mix nitrous oxide with a hearty broth has made me a laughing stock, fuck you

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:27, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/imsorryivewrittenajoke/post2634527
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:34, archived)

Perhaps I read it there and forgot, I thought this was my breakthrough moment, fuck you beepeedee. fuck you.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 17:08, archived)

I will savour this moment my whole life.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Jul 2024, 17:09, archived)

no, no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 17:10, archived)

no u

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 17:11, archived)

Laghing stock

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Jul 2024, 17:12, archived)

savor

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:03, archived)

savouur

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:14, archived)

just stuff the thing why not, suavourgh
Jesus Christ Our Suavourgh
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:18, archived)

Facebook's started pushing bizarre AI spam at me,
I used one of them to make a /calendar event
b3ta.com/calendar/event/29010
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:48, archived)

That is seriously fantastic, everything that's shit about text-to-image AI all in one place.
That AI Amazon pic you posted a while back, I've seen a few like that now. The future is shit.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 20:26, archived)

teh magic donkey

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 22:09, archived)

Just sayin

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:34, archived)

Woman just commented on a fb post I'm following
Patti Bumbarger. I bet she got the piss ripped at school
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:40, archived)

Brothers name is Randy.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:45, archived)

I ordered too many poetry books from a Coventry born poet
It made me a Larkin stock
( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 16:52, archived)

Larkin around, Larkin not around any more

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 17:10, archived)

Carkin' Larkin

( $$ ✅, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 17:17, archived)

You'd end up with a whipped cream like stock . Stick it in a can. You are a genius.

( mongychops, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:01, archived)

"Canned Laughter", brilliant, I appreciate your input and you're on 5% of gross

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 Jul 2024, 19:03, archived)