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this afternoon is presented by Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones
hi guy's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:19, archived)
The sun's out, and so are the Tories!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:21, archived)
ps is it that Andy Smith DJ gig this weekend?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:22, archived)
nope, a week Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:31, archived)
which is lucky as I am rather busy this weekend

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:31, archived)
Moving house eh Rishi, gotcha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:57, archived)
gonna be a country mouse instead of a town mouse

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:56, archived)
can't be bothered with strikey, the point is he's a cunt ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 16:55, archived)
classic stuff

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 18:24, archived)
This again. WHO ARE YOU

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:36, archived)
He's Autobot Coke-Jesus
b3ta.com/calendar/event/29010#post29011
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:55, archived)
It's inclusive, I like that.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:26, archived)
Are you mostly Gaz, but with a little bit of lemonade?
Asking for a friend. Well, not a friend per se. More of a well meaning acquaintance
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:52, archived)
when he was on Shooting Stars Vic Reeves asked him 'do you like camping, Gaz?' which I found hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:54, archived)
you might have to be old to know the reference
www.campingaz.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:55, archived)
I liked it when Vic introduced Les Dennis as the french fire engine

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 15:28, archived)
I'm more of a 'gaz radler', truth be told

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:57, archived)
IBYAYDOB

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 18:50, archived)
GAZ IM ME

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 13:54, archived)
I need WD40
Bathroom door creaks like mad and it's starting to annoy me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:17, archived)
just keep it open

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:25, archived)
Instead of WD40, the normal stuff, get the "dry PTFE" one.
Less greasey goo later, and it dries fully. Works great.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:47, archived)
Here you go:
www.amazon.co.uk/WD-40-Specialist-Lubricant-PTFE-400ml/dp/B006UCJ4Z4/
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:48, archived)
I wish I'd have known about this many years ago
I completely fucked a dj mixer trying to eradicate a clicky fader
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:59, archived)
A fader? As in a pot or slider? That needs "contact cleaner", not lube.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 15:01, archived)
wd 40 also make a 'specialist' contact cleaner, it's good. about £12 a can i think

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 15:06, archived)
Yeah, the "fast drying" one is good, and worth the money if you need that.
Otherwise I use 750ml "AAB" brand, cos heavy use innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 15:36, archived)
this was about 30 years ago
My current setup gets very little use because for some insane reason there is no door for the sitting room or for the dining room meaning that Mrs Richard's can't watch drivel on the telly whilst I 'represent on the ones and twos*

*not a lavatorial euphemism
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 16:11, archived)
Cheers, I'll have a look for it tomorrow

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 16:25, archived)

Bathroom door creaks like mad there's a rat in mi kitchen, and I understand this is an issue they have also encountered, so I'm hoping they can pass on their relevant experience as how to fix that rat
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 14:53, archived)
maxwell house is fucking disgusting. if you buy some of that and put it in the kitchen the rat will move out.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Thu 4 Jul 2024, 15:08, archived)