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shove three ladyboys up your arse and call yourself Susan

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:44, archived)
Way ahead of you m8

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:49, archived)
It's like the archbishop of Banterbury
and the Emperor of Wakistan had a baby, and baptised it in liquid LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:53, archived)
...whilst the Mayor of Edgbaston stands to one side, wanking for the cup

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:00, archived)
๐Ÿ‘†

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:08, archived)
it's only a hobby

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:19, archived)
So's you're mum's face m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:05, archived)
As in, it's something every young man should have

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:05, archived)
Only three? Amateur

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 16:58, archived)
shredded wheat lols

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:21, archived)
I JUST GOT A FACEBOOK 'LIKE' FROM THE DRUMMER OUT OF DODGY
BEAT. THAT.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:01, archived)
Is it July 2023 again?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:14, archived)
Oh yeah, weird.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 18:14, archived)
I'm not on Facebook m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:14, archived)
I spent four years of hell living with a singer/musician who went on to join a band which then had a massive international hit
ok
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:31, archived)
What was the hit?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:32, archived)
agadoo

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:34, archived)
shake pie napple

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:34, archived)
no, it's not like anyone would believe me anyway

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:34, archived)
For several years my kid's mum went out with the fanny who wrote that shit 'I like the way you move' tune
He's set for life on the back of that, the wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:48, archived)
yeah my ex seems in pretty good shape

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:51, archived)
That was me m8

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:56, archived)
alright Dylan you rapist

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:10, archived)
Hiya

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:49, archived)
Didn't riverghost once claim to have written a number one hit,
insinuated to be 'Inside' by Stiltskin, despite at the time sleeping on a camp bed in the office of the backpacker's hostel in Earls Court he was "manager" of, Basil Fawlty style? The bullshitting cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:38, archived)
This was around the time he claimed to be Dave Grohl's cousin,
the bullshitting cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:41, archived)
Weird flex but ok

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 10 Jul 2024, 19:49, archived)
no that was Duran Duran

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 22:10, archived)
I missed out on the Riverghost stuff, too busy on /bored

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 22:44, archived)
That was where it was,
you must have managed to tune it out, congratulations
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 9:23, archived)
isketch anyone?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 10:32, archived)
ISKETCH
ISKETCH ISKETCH ISKETCH ISKETCH
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 12:56, archived)
Really? I must have been too busy making hahahilarious content.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 11:30, archived)
who the fuck is ClanSoul?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 15:12, archived)
a former user and friend of my daughter (kk), still around from time to time under other names I think

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 11 Jul 2024, 18:04, archived)
Hmm that could cause havoc with my new Samsung smart ring

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:20, archived)
as long as they pre-pay on the app

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Wed 10 Jul 2024, 17:20, archived)