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hi guy's
shitty, miserable day for me here today lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 13:43, archived)
Fuck you, beepeedee. Fuck you.
Oh sorry, I mean hello there Queef!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 13:44, archived)
I believe it to be Gareth 'Gaz Top' Jones

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:37, archived)
Was he Hale or Pace?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:39, archived)
Or Cannon or Ball?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:41, archived)
Or Alligator and Shitfuck

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)
Any idea of the duration? That might give us some clues.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:43, archived)
I hear it could be all night long

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:44, archived)
I KNEW IT

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:44, archived)
Did you really though?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 15:29, archived)
Halooooo
Iโ€™m in a pub in Aberystwyth. The pub lunch is aiding my recovery. The broken bits of bone heal better when Iโ€™m fed nice food in a pub with a view of the rainy seafront.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:03, archived)
gaz me if they'd like to borrow some vowels

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:37, archived)
We will be returning through a village called Plwmp

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:53, archived)
You'll never get to Suckham like that :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:32, archived)

v b
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:20, archived)
:

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)
I've been to Aber a few times
As soon as we hit the juicer the ignorant fucks started speaking Welshniss
Fortunately the people we were with are of that nationally and they translated the insults
Lol Welsh
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:38, archived)
What were they speaking before then?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:42, archived)
Hebrew

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:44, archived)
I mean, it sounds the same

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:46, archived)
The orthodox Jews go for an annual conference in Aberystwyth
Became very fond of bara brieth
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 15:29, archived)
You're pulling my payos

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:19, archived)

eth s
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 15 Jul 2024, 20:15, archived)
+ Youbrew, Everybodybrew

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 15:14, archived)
WELL?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:44, archived)
+SH

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:23, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:33, archived)
You are in the Ship and Castle
Say hello to John Jones
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:45, archived)
Is this some kind of spy thriller exchange?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 14:52, archived)
No you're thinking of Jones the Spy

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 15:32, archived)
Sadly, he is no longer with us

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:21, archived)
my mother was born in Aberystwyth
COINCIDENCE??????
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:22, archived)
So it's you who took the missing vowels, and I can prove it qUEEf

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:34, archived)
Just did a fart
At the bus stop
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 15:02, archived)
Might get my tits out for the lads

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 15:26, archived)
Just one, leave them hungry

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:20, archived)
Don't want them to think I'm a slag

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:21, archived)
Exactly, slag

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:35, archived)
It is indeed
Although all the ACL staff are working from home today, so I don't have to clean the messiest office in the building
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:04, archived)
Just saw some cracking grey tits

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:10, archived)
You're welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats ๐ŸŽฉ๐ŸŽฉ, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:21, archived)
Very beaky too

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:25, archived)
^works in the morgue

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:21, archived)
Chilly willy

(I helped save b3ta! $$ โœ…, Mon 15 Jul 2024, 16:26, archived)
alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 15 Jul 2024, 17:09, archived)