It's clammier than a very fucking large clam

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 16:57, archived)

i'll take your word for it

( MiseryCunt, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 17:00, archived)

Alright Ben Elton

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 17:29, archived)

can't stand that man

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 18:28, archived)

No, you're wrong, easy mistake to make though.
He can stand, it's just that you don't notice because he's so fucking short.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 19:35, archived)

Don't stand so short to me - plod

( mongychops, Sat 20 Jul 2024, 20:32, archived)