Richard Burgon looks like he smells faintly of shit.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:05, archived)

i shit myself only a couple of days ago.
had stomach ache all the way home then as i wakked in the door it was all barn doors open like nothing before. i had to wash my clothes. twice. and myself.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:19, archived)

R u richard burgon lol

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:24, archived)

how did you know?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:26, archived)

The faint poostench

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 7:30, archived)

You actually sound proud of this

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 8:48, archived)

it was awful but the retelling is hilarious
I've told everyone.

One if my shit stories once made the popular page on qotw. Apparently I'm really shitty.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 9:44, archived)

I bet Sir Keir is really sad about having to kick him, Long-Bailey, McDonnell etc. out of the PLP.
What a terrible shame for him.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 8:08, archived)

Christ, remember when Rebecca Long-Bailey stood for the Labour leadership?

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 8:10, archived)

This was after she gave Corbyn a "10/10" rating for his leadership
following Labour's worst defeat in nearly a century.
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 8:25, archived)

She did an interview where she was asked about how she'd feel about being PM if she won the leadership.
She said she could see herself in No. 10 eating a chinese takeaway in front of the telly.

No clue about what that job actually entails. No clue about anything really, hence the nickname Rebecca Wrong-Daily.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 8:38, archived)

To be fair, that sounds exactly like what Boris would have done.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 8:44, archived)

BRING BACK BOJO!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 24 Jul 2024, 8:45, archived)

BRING BACK BLOW JOBS

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 24 Jul 2024, 8:49, archived)