Fuck that
I don't go on holiday to cook for myself, and I need a pool
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:22, archived)

Less than 2 minutes

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)

that's hardly even enough time to leave a yelp review. you gotta eat less fibre.
or more chocolate. i dunno i'm not a bum expert.
( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:52, archived)

So the rumours are false?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 17:43, archived)

that's the rumour

( MiseryCunt i stole your sig and i liked it, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 18:16, archived)

No worries, we'll let them know you aren't coming.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 15:59, archived)

Cheers

( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Fri 2 Aug 2024, 16:01, archived)