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I'm doing really bad guffs
I mean, farts smell - sure - but not like this. They're tiny, quiet and incredibly unpleasant smelling.

What's way more potent than you expected?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:09, archived)
usually whatever new spice i add to food

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:42, archived)
also how can you not love the smell of your own farts?
mine are delicious
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:44, archived)
You can have too much of a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:09, archived)
i'm smelling a fart right now

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:35, archived)
The pint of cider I had on Saturday afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:44, archived)
you fucking pisshead

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:47, archived)
I don't think I've drunk cider in about 30 years

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:09, archived)
that you remnember

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)
I can't stand beer
And I wasn't drinking spirits at 3pm
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 16:01, archived)
How are you with fruit beers?
I'm okay if they're not sweet.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:07, archived)
Don't like those, either

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 19:54, archived)
I'm running the numbers....
26 years since I drank cider (with roll-ups, in the park).
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:08, archived)
My smeggy helm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 14:50, archived)
Cheers' smeggy helm.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:07, archived)
Well I did warn you

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:08, archived)
garold doing smelly farts?
how unusual...
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:22, archived)
Rude

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 19:57, archived)
alright astina

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 20:39, archived)
mine tiny penus lol

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)
Fascism

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 15:53, archived)
Agreeing with brb here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 17:00, archived)
love

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 5 Aug 2024, 16:02, archived)