Will she fit in the air fryer ok?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:12, archived)

Oh hell yeah
it's even got a pressure cooking feature so you could have quickhotkitten. Though she's a bit small at the moment.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:17, archived)

I love cats really
A couple of strays come round first thing for breakfast, the dog went to say hello and got his nose scratched
He won't go out now if they're there
The big girl's blouse
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:30, archived)

This one's just in EVERYTHING
it's all new to her so she's causing mayhem. Bit of a floof overload...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:48, archived)

How do I subscribe to your kitten blog?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:50, archived)

Why the fuck is my phone jammed full of pics and videos of this fucking kitten?
what's happened?!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 9:53, archived)

a cat pissed on my face once. tru story

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:01, archived)

^dirtbox

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:06, archived)

indirectly. i accidentally locked it in my room when i was staying with a friend. it could only not piss for so long, apparently.
and when it could hold it no longer it pissed on my bed, on the duvet. it knew what it was doing the little shit.

i got back and opened the door and this blur shoots out. i drunkenly clamber into bed, pull the duvet up over my chilly noggin and that's weird, it's all wet and it took a while for it to sink in (literally) (you can't say hitler) and not only was i covered in cat piss i also had nowhere to sleep. happy days.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 8 Aug 2024, 15:19, archived)