alright Bill Withers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)

can we pretend you didn't say that?

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:21, archived)

it’s only Hitler you can’t say

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:24, archived)

only hitler has the answer

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)

I thought that was Smarties, not Hitler.
I always get those two confused.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)

oh sorry i meant final solution

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:46, archived)

Only Smarties have the final solution.
Fucking Nestlé.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

if hitler was alive today he'd be turning in his grave

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:52, archived)

-turn +post -in his grave +on /links

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:08, archived)

My duck is not having a lovely day, it has a beak-wasting disease.

How do you know?

Its bill withers.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)

my nose is broken. how do i know it's broken? because it's running with a limp.

( MiseryCunt, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

My dog has no cock
...How does it make love?
...It's a bitch lols
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:13, archived)

t s m
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:24, archived)

Bit rude really

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:35, archived)

Sorry. Love you.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 16:38, archived)

xxxx

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 17:00, archived)

how do you turn a duck into a soul singer
stick it in the oven until

/essentially the same joke
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 9 Aug 2024, 19:36, archived)