3 day weekend here but I fucked something important up at work so I'm not really enjoying it

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:27, archived)

have a drink you silly sausage
days off are for you. don't ruin them thinking about work.
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:35, archived)

mrs is having an optometrist apt at half three, after that we're going down the Denmark for some groggo

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:37, archived)

i hope they optimise her to your satisfaction

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)

I'm optimising my satisfaction as I type this

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)

Does she need her optimism measuring?

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)

sadly yes

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:29, archived)

no don't go to an optometrist because afterward when you lay down your eyelids close automatically like on a doll

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)

Lol!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)

thanks for the warning m8, bullet dodged

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:29, archived)

You stuck your knob in the organic rare-breed buffalo mozzarella again, didn't you.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)

y

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 16:39, archived)

mozzarella
( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:10, archived)