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GUN'T

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 13:59, archived)
IT'S BEER OF THE MOTHERGUNTING COCK O'COCK
Cock cock cock cock ladyboy cock
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:14, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)
alrite mister h

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:34, archived)
3 day weekend here but I fucked something important up at work so I'm not really enjoying it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:27, archived)
have a drink you silly sausage
days off are for you. don't ruin them thinking about work.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:35, archived)
mrs is having an optometrist apt at half three, after that we're going down the Denmark for some groggo

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:37, archived)
i hope they optimise her to your satisfaction

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)
I'm optimising my satisfaction as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:28, archived)
Does she need her optimism measuring?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:14, archived)
sadly yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:29, archived)
no don't go to an optometrist because afterward when you lay down your eyelids close automatically like on a doll

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:29, archived)
Lol!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:48, archived)
thanks for the warning m8, bullet dodged

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:29, archived)
You stuck your knob in the organic rare-breed buffalo mozzarella again, didn't you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)
y

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 16:39, archived)

mozzarella
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 20:10, archived)
BIG FAT BOLLOCKS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:23, archived)
PENDULOUS ORBS

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:28, archived)
SWAYING SWAGSACKS

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:36, archived)
OSCILLATING SPUNK GENERATORS

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:38, archived)
COPIOUS CUM CREATORS
damn i messed that up. just like your wife's face lololol
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 14:39, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:06, archived)
By the way I'm routing all my replies through a sensitivity app before posting

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:07, archived)
thanks for letting me know

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:20, archived)
you wonderfully intelligent wonderfully non-gendered body part

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:25, archived)
i am nothing if not bender neutral

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:31, archived)
I've just done a poo.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:39, archived)
can you describe this in great detail please?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:40, archived)
He has peanutty sweetcorn matter clinging to the hairs around his rusty sheriff's badge

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
thank you turdmaster

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:46, archived)
alright garold's cat

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 16:03, archived)
SMEG

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:45, archived)
SMEG TALK!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:47, archived)
SMEGGY SMEG

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:30, archived)
Bit rude
Tbh
Why the apostrophe?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:49, archived)
if you've got it, flaunt it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 15:50, archived)
Flaunts THIS
It's a fucking beauty
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 16:09, archived)
fuck o'f

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Richard's U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:30, archived)
C'unt bubbl'e

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Aug 2024, 18:35, archived)