The last Alien film I saw was Resurrection and it was a pile of shit
Coincidentally it was the last film I went to see because it had Winona Ryder in.i expect the two are related.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 10:13, archived)

Haven't seen that in years, don’t remember it being great
Nothing will ever top the first two but I quite liked Prometheus, suspect I’m in the minority there.
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 10:17, archived)

*minority fives*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 10:57, archived)

brb etc

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:49, archived)

Prometheus had some absolutely fantastic bits
but they were sparsely distributed among the drivel that was the rest of the film, like beautiful tasty chunks of corn in a massive log of shit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:00, archived)

Alright Barry Norman calm down

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:03, archived)

I prefer to think of myself as a Jonathan Ross type
Also knowledgeable about films, but far more of an annoying, slappable prick.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:12, archived)

Alright Mark Kermode

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:06, archived)

chin up, Roger Ebert

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:09, archived)

oof

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 19:18, archived)

Resurrection was dreadful.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 2 Sep 2024, 10:20, archived)

Who knew that splicing French slapstick into the Alien franchise would result in an abomination?
Apparently nobody involved in the production.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 10:57, archived)

Alien: Abomination

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:06, archived)

-o +u

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:33, archived)

Bumetheus

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:44, archived)

In space no one can hear you get bummed

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 11:50, archived)

I say we take off and bum the entire site from orbit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:03, archived)

I ain't much for begging. No-one ever gave me nothing. So I say fuck that thing! Let's bum it!

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:09, archived)

You always were an asshole, Gorman.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 2 Sep 2024, 12:12, archived)