wake up you lazy piece of shit

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 7:36, archived)

Joke's on you, I've been awake since about 4:30.

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 7:47, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:09, archived)

Just because you've been woken by the Rotunda Bells

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:09, archived)

DONG!

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:25, archived)

I bet you did

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:12, archived)

I'm awake
Slept until 8
Can't be doing this!
(Fantasma:, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 8:55, archived)

I'm getting a train to Bristol to buy a Tesla this morning. Don't normally get trains, it's currently delayed 25 minutes which I assume is normal.
When it says 'the train is delayed due to the train crew being delayed' does that mean they got up late?
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:01, archived)

Don't like the look of the train that just went past. It looks like the front fell off. Is it normal for the front to fall off?

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:02, archived)

Typically they're designed so the front doesn't fall off

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:05, archived)

Unless it’s a Northern Rail train

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 10:29, archived)

by all means

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 14:37, archived)

It means trains here in Bristol are shit.
But at least they're better than the buses.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:50, archived)

CHEERS DROIVE!

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 11:34, archived)

still buying a cunt car then?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 15:37, archived)

I am so jealous that you are getting a Tesla

(Fantasma:, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)

I'm awake

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 9:24, archived)

I’m already woke

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 10:28, archived)

^ lefty snowflake cucktard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 10:37, archived)

So triggered right now

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 10:42, archived)

probably all the Socialism you keep drinking

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 12:35, archived)

Right that’s it, I’m heading to my safe space*

*wanking shed
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Sep 2024, 12:38, archived)