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ELON MUSK CAN LICK MY ASS

(sticklebricks, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 18:47, archived)
Yes brb

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 18:53, archived)
I was never one of these Musk fanboys
because I am very much in favour of unions, working rights, civil rights, etc., and he was always on the wrong side of that argument, BUT...

I think he's on the right side when it comes to Mars, becoming an interplanetary species, and the need for cheaper space travel. I was pleased to see him supporting the Mars Society, and his X-Prize challenge is noble.

But the stupid Nazi shit just makes him a cunt. Twitter is a moron-only space now. The animal torture is unforgivable. Choosing to be a right wing edgelord culture warrior over having a relationship with his own child makes him a cunt. Supporting Trump makes him an evil, stupid cunt. 'Elon time' is a cute spin on his inability to tell the truth to investors and reporters. He's a monumental bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:15, archived)
You should definitely press him for a cushy job though.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:16, archived)
Animal torture, do you mean for neuralink?

(Fantasma:, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:21, archived)
Yeah.
I'm sure we spoke about this before.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:52, archived)
Probably. My bad memory gives me a perpetual groundhog day.

(Fantasma:, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 7:34, archived)
You just sound jealous, bro.
Maybe get more exercise or something?

All the best,
Dave
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 10:17, archived)
Odd that I should sound jealous to you.
Perhaps you're trapped in your mean schoolgirl phase?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:20, archived)
HE CAN LICK MINE AS WELL

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:15, archived)
brb, i mean

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:19, archived)
Elon Musk can lick your brb?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:34, archived)
my buggered ring blue?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:40, archived)
Always got the impression he was more of a cock sucker than an ass licker
Might tweet him later for an answer
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 19:58, archived)
Apparently all you need to do to get blocked by him
is post a picture of him pre-hairplugs.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:30, archived)
He better stay away from my mule

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:00, archived)
and my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:01, archived)
Second Most Pointless Post On A Small Comedy Forum! David Rush's record was in real danger with this one.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:00, archived)
"Comedy"

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 20:38, archived)
,

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 18 Sep 2024, 22:43, archived)
Im going to pretend he is Ian's brother. Liverpool and Wales striker and cut his own niche doing Guinness world records

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 1:03, archived)