I knew someone who knew Mr C
The guy I knew had something like 140 different mixes of Ebeneezer Goode.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

K, reporting this for bullying

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

About blimmin' time!

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

blimm fist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:22, archived)

blimm clobber
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:27, archived)

blimmin' Hammer
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:37, archived)

li u
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:41, archived)

bully fist
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:15, archived)

I have to confess, I have been thinking about stealing one of your hats over the years.
So you'd have to become Hat Solo.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:23, archived)

Write to fesshole.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:24, archived)

No, that's for made up stories, this is real.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)

Dear fesshole, one time my stepmother got trapped under a table and her skirt fell off and my trousers fell down and I tripped on a bar of soap. Anyway it's all completely true.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:29, archived)

that's....rather a lot

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:31, archived)

i dunno i took ten in one night once

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:07, archived)

eez fist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:51, archived)