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i gave a shit about half an hour ago
it was disappointingly small
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:50, archived)
and i had to strain to eject it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 16:51, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:21, archived)
alright 'Senser', guess it's true what they say about you on here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:28, archived)
it's all true
even the lies are true unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:29, archived)
fuck me are those cunts still going?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:31, archived)
never heard of them

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:32, archived)

Did you actually break your pelvis and have a numb arse for 15 years or is this a tissue of whoppers?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:43, archived)
that's true.
i've broken somewhere in the region of 22 bones due to motorbikes. i also broke my femur and had a fatty embolism in my heart. AND got septicemia as a result of that crash. i was unconscious for a few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:44, archived)
No then

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:48, archived)
i didn't post it to fesshole

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:49, archived)
Lol fatty

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:50, archived)
I only broke my small toes, and they barely count.
Rest is 'ard and nails m8. Grrr. Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:53, archived)

I don't think you should ride motorcycles any more.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:01, archived)
alright Evel Knievel?

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:06, archived)
sup

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:17, archived)
Show us your wheelie

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 19:46, archived)
do people do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:53, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=58_lUcC-X_w

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgXWLFpAKRU
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 17:56, archived)
both those are private

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:15, archived)
they'll be public for 10 minutes
from now.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:17, archived)
fuck off then

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 8:13, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Tue 24 Sep 2024, 16:20, archived)
Rumours, I doubt that's true.
It's those "offline people" trying to put people off.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 18:03, archived)
and it's gone right on my 'ead

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 23 Sep 2024, 22:07, archived)