Taking a big shit on top

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:20, archived)

Saw a video of a person of dubious parentage
Taking a shit on a London street the other day. So you're in good company.
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:32, archived)

that was me m8

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:36, archived)

Nothing dubious about *your* parentage, two mums

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 13:48, archived)

Technically, over the course of my life, the number is four

( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)

Four mums, Richard?
That's insane.
(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:30, archived)

No wonder you are such a bellend

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:37, archived)

Haha, classic Lord Buttfart!

( Mr. Tea dole-nonce-amuser extraordinaire, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:50, archived)

Who can be normal with 4 Mums
1 was bad enough
(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:59, archived)

(Fantasma:, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:06, archived)

Prince Harry outside Buckingham Palace?

( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:16, archived)

speaking of which
I forgot to have lunch
(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:29, archived)

Have some cunt pizza

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:31, archived)

Add flaps: +$2

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:45, archived)

Remove flaps +$10

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)

Second time this has happened, last week i ordered the shaven and ended up with a landing strip, same order this week and they've just delivered a full 70's hairy pie

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:02, archived)

HAIRY PIE

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)

When the moon hits your eye

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:21, archived)

genuine lol

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:51, archived)

anchovy?

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:46, archived)

Never heard of her

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)

ooh i've got some of those.
might have some on a pizza
( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:29, archived)

fuck a cake

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:43, archived)

And spunk out custard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:47, archived)

COILING OUT A TRIPLE TURN TOPPING

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:43, archived)

Get a meringue torch on that motherfucker

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:46, archived)

what we're doing here is caramelizing the natural sugars to provide a sweet crisp outer shell and a warm gooey interior

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 14:48, archived)

Testing testing
Can't log in on pc but still signed in here, weird
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 15:49, archived)

It didn’t work, sorry

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:07, archived)

Ch

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)

eers

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 Sep 2024, 20:52, archived)

Got u on 2.0

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Wed 25 Sep 2024, 17:10, archived)