Right I have posted stuff and I keep getting ignored so fuck you all I hope you miss me
Great Forum Banter
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:32, archived)

Wait


Stop

Don't go
( mongychops, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:41, archived)

I'm going nowhere I just want attention

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:00, archived)

because I won't be there
 
 
when you
 
 
cross the road
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:01, archived)

🎩
👓
🧥
🩳
👠👠
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:07, archived)

I saw an old bloke driving a white Honda so nondescript I have no idea what model it was in Sainsburys car park yesterday, the car had the private plate D8 BOU
true story
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:49, archived)

Electric Honda?
Hundred Hand Slapper
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:00, archived)

Here in my Tesla I feel greatest of all, I can drive past the plebs in their shitty excuses for cars.
Did I mention I have a Tesla?
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:04, archived)

you should try being vegetarian

( MiseryCunt, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:08, archived)

I find it very hard to say the word Tesla without adding the word wanker
a bit like BMW in the 80's
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:17, archived)

BMWanker?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:30, archived)

I do have a bmw now, hence me thinking the bmw wanker cliche has passed

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:36, archived)

Yes, no need to be a wanker when you've got a nice black man's willy to pleasure yourself with

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 21:33, archived)

Leading the way to the USA tits wobble away

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 21:49, archived)

Or, and hear me out here
Maybe you’ve become a wanker?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:10, archived)

Gary lost his hair so he bought a wig, it looks funny on him and going bald seems a strange thing to pretend about anyway
I read an article in the guardian about him a few years back, very sympathetic viewpoint, it said that losing his hair has been very hard on Gary.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:13, archived)

I think I was going to try to tie this in somehow with the tesla thing but basically the point is, fuck you and your tesla
and fuck musk
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 0:28, archived)

Lol hard on lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 2:33, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:53, archived)

Find me on x

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:58, archived)

i'll vote to get rid of you

( MiseryCunt, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:09, archived)

You're so desperate to fuck that bitch
Oooooooo friends
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)

i'd fuck you if you stayed still long enough

( MiseryCunt, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:16, archived)

Not with that stonking 3 incher
Try your mother, she loves it
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:17, archived)

stonking

( MiseryCunt, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:21, archived)

+ to the rhythm of the honky-tonk

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:09, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:53, archived)

Hello BPD
Long time nosey
(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 19:59, archived)

You croissant-munching tosser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)

FUCK YOU BPD FUCK YOU

(Smug Bastard LOL, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:12, archived)

I love you don’t go
Wait I don’t care

Wait no I do please stay

Wait fuck it no-one gives a shit

Oh I don’t know any more
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:29, archived)

baby if you've got to go away
fuck off
( MiseryCunt, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 20:38, archived)

I have cracked ribs
But I'm still going to work. Can't find anyone to cover.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:10, archived)

reading talk can do that to you

( MiseryCunt, Thu 3 Oct 2024, 22:51, archived)