Tbf, that bar is fairly low

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:28, archived)

when you opened your packed lunch, you wanted to see a Club or Gold Bar
next tier down: Taxi or Viscount
when you got a Penguin the disappointment was strong
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:03, archived)

I had lovely packed lunches
We were on free school dinners, but my mate never ate her packed lunch because she ate tons of junk food, so she would sell it to me for 10p.I would sell my lunch ticket for £1.20 and buy smokes. Her mum made fantastic sandwiches and there would always be fresh orange juice and jaffa cakes
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:07, archived)

I remember at one point my mother made us individual quiches
Middle class poncery did not go down terribly well with some of the other kids, and they were fucking disgusting too
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:52, archived)

I won't call it by it's posh name, it's egg flan and it's fucking rank

( mongychops, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:04, archived)

I've always hated it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)

Give quiche a chance.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:31, archived)

I have that t-shirt

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:47, archived)

without venetian blinds it'd be curtains for us all

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 17:41, archived)

I like it but it must be done right.

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:22, archived)

anal, you mean

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 19:34, archived)

Did it go all watery in the lunchbox?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:18, archived)

they came in little round non stick tins
they might have been soggy, tbh I never ate them so I don't know, used to bung them out the window
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:27, archived)

This is clearly the rose-tinted version of how you bullied some other kid out of their lunch every day, isn't it?
WHERE ARE THEY NOW, EH? Do you even know?!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)

killed themselves

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:28, archived)

I never bullied anyone
She became a hippy and lives in a commune somewhere now
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:47, archived)

somewhere in the 60s

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:29, archived)

Cornwall, I think
Haven't spoken to her in 30 years
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:32, archived)

No trio?

( mongychops, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:51, archived)

ooh good point, trio were top tier

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:53, archived)

TRIIIIOOOOOOOooooooo
i want a trio and i want one now
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 17:59, archived)

that's taking up valuable memory i could be using for something else

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:01, archived)

I knew you were alright, Queef's.
#ClubGang
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:09, archived)

Someone kept knicking the snacks out of my lunchbox
Until I injected a Riva with washing up liquid
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:25, archived)

Sweet sweet (and soapy) revenge

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:30, archived)

antarctica!

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:36, archived)