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I just had a Tim-Tam,
here is my review: Nicer than a Penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:22, archived)
TRAITOR

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:28, archived)
I'm a sovereign citizen and I'll enjoy whatever snacks I like.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:39, archived)
well doesn't seem like you enjoy penguins very much

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:39, archived)
I've seen your kind on those cop-cam shows on YouTube!
Weirdos!
"I'm not driving! I am TRAVELLING!" etc
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:08, archived)
I am not eating I am snacking.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:12, archived)
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:13, archived)
, David, Pants

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:36, archived)

+, AIT +USE
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:33, archived)
Tbf, that bar is fairly low

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 14:28, archived)
when you opened your packed lunch, you wanted to see a Club or Gold Bar
next tier down: Taxi or Viscount
when you got a Penguin the disappointment was strong
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:03, archived)
I had lovely packed lunches
We were on free school dinners, but my mate never ate her packed lunch because she ate tons of junk food, so she would sell it to me for 10p.I would sell my lunch ticket for £1.20 and buy smokes. Her mum made fantastic sandwiches and there would always be fresh orange juice and jaffa cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:07, archived)
I remember at one point my mother made us individual quiches
Middle class poncery did not go down terribly well with some of the other kids, and they were fucking disgusting too
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:52, archived)
I won't call it by it's posh name, it's egg flan and it's fucking rank

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:04, archived)
I've always hated it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)
Give quiche a chance.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:31, archived)
I have that t-shirt

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:47, archived)
without venetian blinds it'd be curtains for us all

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 17:41, archived)
I like it but it must be done right.

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:22, archived)
anal, you mean

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 19:34, archived)
Did it go all watery in the lunchbox?

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:18, archived)
they came in little round non stick tins
they might have been soggy, tbh I never ate them so I don't know, used to bung them out the window
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:27, archived)
This is clearly the rose-tinted version of how you bullied some other kid out of their lunch every day, isn't it?
WHERE ARE THEY NOW, EH? Do you even know?!
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:16, archived)
killed themselves

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:28, archived)
I never bullied anyone
She became a hippy and lives in a commune somewhere now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:47, archived)
somewhere in the 60s

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:29, archived)
Cornwall, I think
Haven't spoken to her in 30 years
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:32, archived)
No trio?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:51, archived)
ooh good point, trio were top tier

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:53, archived)
TRIIIIOOOOOOOooooooo
i want a trio and i want one now
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 17:59, archived)
that's taking up valuable memory i could be using for something else

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:01, archived)
I knew you were alright, Queef's.
#ClubGang
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:09, archived)
Someone kept knicking the snacks out of my lunchbox
Until I injected a Riva with washing up liquid
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:25, archived)
Sweet sweet (and soapy) revenge

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:30, archived)
antarctica!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:36, archived)
my wife swears blind Australian sweets/chocolates are the best in the world
when she was sick her cousin sent over a care package containing a load of them. Nothing above 'yeah these aren't bad I suppose', she's full of shit. Cherry Ripes were the best of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:02, archived)
Lol ripe

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:29, archived)
I assume this is all gay slang for something unspeakably perverse.
Could you draw a diagram?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:26, archived)
I could but I would be breaking the law by doing so.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:30, archived)
why don't you go live in Timtamistan then

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:35, archived)
biscuit racist m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:02, archived)
Yum
I don't understand people who have *A* biscuit. I understand people who have a packet of biscuits.
/autistic and fat
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 15:49, archived)
I would have thought it'd be more of an understanding of an empty packet...

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:14, archived)
Yes, me understand empty packet
*scoff*
(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 18:07, archived)
not a fan of ethnic foods
hate Oreos too
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:26, archived)
P-P-P-PISS OFF

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:27, archived)
I think I can hear stuj crying as he touches another penguin.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 29 Oct 2024, 16:37, archived)