COCKSAUSAGE SANDWICH THREAD
alt: bollocks
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 17:34, archived)

bit rude to start a food thread while we're still plumbing the depths of the social issues around colostomy bags tbh
you pre-chewed food dude
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 17:43, archived)

+t
anyway you can't just come back here and start gobbing your gold top around like you never left
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 17:44, archived)

If I was always in ur hartz then I never really left

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 17:53, archived)

you weren't.

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:00, archived)

oh no :(

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:18, archived)

devastating news i know.

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:21, archived)

+,

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:47, archived)

Shut up Morrissey

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:51, archived)

stop making jokes
it's serious
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:56, archived)

You wear SuperDry.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Nov 2024, 17:51, archived)

SuperDuperDry
actually
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)

Sophisti-dry

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 22:04, archived)

a swimming pool is basically a highly organized pond

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 0:55, archived)

oh my mum would love that
nature is far too untidy for her liking
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 6:49, archived)

pencil meat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:12, archived)

i wanted to make a pepperoni pizza tonight but the fucking cunt wank shit arse twat shop i went to only had ham
so now i'm making a hawaiian pizza. tomorrow i expect my transformation into a massive gayer to be fully completefied
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:22, archived)

have chips with that

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 0:52, archived)

ooh lovely, brown sauce on mine pls
hang on, ewww
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:50, archived)

same answer to both

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:51, archived)

hello popular forum poster queef richard's
how was your day?
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:58, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 18:59, archived)

Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 12 Nov 2024, 19:24, archived)

:'(

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 19:51, archived)

No thanks
I'll stick with the gyozas
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 20:31, archived)

I tend to stick to my gyozas in hot weather

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 21:59, archived)

Use talc

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 22:13, archived)

It’s a hard pass from me.
(This post has been designed to deliberately provoke the typical b3tan mind with strikethrough possibilities involving both “hard” and turning “pass” into “piss”. Let’s see what happens.)
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 21:18, archived)

ass lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 22:08, archived)

brilliant

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 22:14, archived)

It was about as good as I expected.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 22:45, archived)

It w about a good as I expected
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 12 Nov 2024, 23:51, archived)

👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 13 Nov 2024, 0:28, archived)