Pushing that wizard down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:30, archived)

Sup ger

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:34, archived)

Yo d

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:35, archived)

mary shelly's bollocks time

( MiseryCunt, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:35, archived)

, Trouser

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:36, archived)

doo dah, doo dah

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:54, archived)

Yeah push me baby

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 18:59, archived)

You just don't hear about Aids any more, do you?
Sad how times change.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:33, archived)

Ebola gone off the boil too. I'm sure those chinks will piss some bats off soon . They love it.

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:39, archived)

At my previous workplace
Where my area did 2nd line of defence compliance monitoring, our pretty right-on Head Of gave us a pep talk, how we were there to 'find the chinks'.

Me and my Hong Kong born biracial colleague exchanged a look at that point, it was one of those real life David Brent moments.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:52, archived)

Anecdotes, etc

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:52, archived)

Did you eat bats ?

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:00, archived)

Course.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:02, archived)

Anecdotes like these are why BRB won't talk to us anymore.
You monster...
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:21, archived)

I put brb on ignore years ago. He never ignored me

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:42, archived)

Apparently you need to 'do a racism'. Pretty sure that was the terminology.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:57, archived)

Lads on loads of mental health drugs. I thought best to leave him to it.

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:09, archived)

FIND. THE. CHINKS.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:33, archived)

Zika's my favourite, it's really obscure, you probably haven't heard of it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:43, archived)

Sad!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:52, archived)

Heard of it! It's the reason I started my small hat shop.

( mongychops, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:00, archived)

Small hat shop?
I try to avoid it, but this is definitely another brb post of interest.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:24, archived)

Genie, 3 wishes, asking for a little head.
You can fill in the rest.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:22, archived)

I'll drink to that

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 19:59, archived)

Extra drinking!
Dad's been given the OK to come home from the hospital! It's been a month, but he can finally come home.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:56, archived)

Good news!
What was the issue?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:58, archived)

Had an attack of vertigo on the stairs
Fell backwards down the stairs and broke his left shoulder, left arm, four ribs and his pelvis. In the hospital, he developed a serious infection which the nurses admitted was from the cannula, so he's been on an intravenous antibiotic I.V. for 2 weeks. He had a scan Wednesday to make sure that the infection was gone and hadn't got to his heart. There's a downstairs wet room and toilet, so he doesn't need to go upstairs, as we've also got him a single bed in the living room. He's just waiting until they sort out district nurse visits.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:09, archived)

Fucking hell.
I'm very glad nothing of note ever happens to me and those around me.

Touch wood etc.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 23 Nov 2024, 1:04, archived)

Good news!
I was going to ask how he's doing. 1 month in hospital seems a long time for an OAP.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:29, archived)

It is
He's never been in hospital for more than a couple of days before this
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 21:41, archived)

Lots of racism in your thread, mr horrible.
You should fix that.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 22 Nov 2024, 20:55, archived)