Hiya

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:22, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:29, archived)

you wood say that

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:31, archived)

Lol wood

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:37, archived)

bit gay m8

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:51, archived)

Oi! Wallace!
NO!
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:37, archived)

You massive sex-pest

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:39, archived)

Yes
- but who *hasn't* bragged about their sex life, taken their top off, and made lewd jokes to their hired staff and contestants?

I know I do, each Monday night after darts.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:42, archived)

not me. i don't have a sex life. i barely have a life tbh.

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:58, archived)

LOL
Bare
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:03, archived)

bit rude m8

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:08, archived)

-d +f

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:31, archived)

Gastric discharge
lol
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:17, archived)

And yet they won't show the episode where a contestant told Marcus Wareing to go fuck himself

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 18:58, archived)

non compliance is a crime

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:14, archived)

Because it was superfluous, Wareing is clearly a man who'd fuck himself if the opportunity arose.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:15, archived)

i have no idea what this refers to as i haven't watched tv or exposed myself (lol) to the news for years
and i feel a lot better for it. just putting that out there.
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:20, archived)

Good stuff, the internet needs more pious wankers who think not watching TV is a virtue

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:26, archived)

how you could take it like that you bellend?
what a fucking wanker
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:30, archived)

Turtle power!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 28 Nov 2024, 19:43, archived)

Touched a right nerve there, case closed

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:43, archived)

I don’t even own a virtue

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 20:28, archived)

What do you point your ethics at?

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 28 Nov 2024, 22:49, archived)

this
*points at crotch*
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 29 Nov 2024, 7:50, archived)