for some reason I thought she did a runner to Egypt
and when I say 'a runner to Egypt' I of course meant 'a really eggy guff'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:44, archived)

WRONG

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:45, archived)

come on m8, all that Belgian food she ate, she must have dropped a load of absolute honkers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:47, archived)

Beefy Eggo on the Orient Express

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:48, archived)

Cornershop'szzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:49, archived)

A Pocket Full of Guffs

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:50, archived)

One, Two, Buckle My Poo

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:53, archived)

Dead Man's Guffy

( $$ ✅, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:53, archived)

The Woman in the Brown Suit

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:55, archived)

Passenger to Frankfart

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:58, archived)

Sleeping Turder

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 15:59, archived)

Dial M
for Methane
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:08, archived)

pmsl

( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:09, archived)

post me some lettuce?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:13, archived)

please make some linguine?

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:15, archived)

pump my slot Lenin?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:23, archived)

parrots make sensual lovers

( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:25, archived)

-nsua +mely

( MiseryCunt i simply must wipe my arse on a teddy bear, Fri 13 Dec 2024, 16:30, archived)