Flid Game
Morning, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 7:33, archived)

Metroid Prime on the Switch is great

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Jan 2025, 7:52, archived)

Is that some sort of gay slang?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 7:54, archived)

If it isn’t Micro Machines on the Mega Drive I’m not interested

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 7:55, archived)

Not even in my top ten

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 7:56, archived)

Andre's Night Off for the Speccy is better

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 8:01, archived)

Dynamite Dan or GTFO

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 6 Jan 2025, 8:12, archived)

I will fight anyone who denies that Chip's Challenge on the Atari Lynx is the greatest.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 9:28, archived)

the dragon32 Chucky Egg port is the zenith of computer games
and I will eviscerate and burn the corpses of anyone who challenges that assertion
(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:02, archived)

Have you poor bastards never played The Hobbit on Commodore 64?
AARDVARK SITS DOWN AND STARTS SINGING ABOUT GOLD.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:05, archived)

how about Global Thermonuclear War on the WOPR?

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:06, archived)

I heard Pong on the Magnavox Odyssey is the absolute fucking BOMB yo

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:11, archived)

I played Pong when it was still Ping.

( .Yeti., Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:03, archived)

Is that because you're so peng?
I don't really know what that word means I'm so old
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:09, archived)

Very good, top tier.
The younglings use it mostly about food though. I think it's falling out of favor lately. That brainrot skibidi talk is taking over...
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:53, archived)

Slay

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 13:22, archived)

Cheers understood the assignment.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 13:25, archived)

Head over heels
1987 classic
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:50, archived)

Helloo
it's fucking shit getting old. I coughed too hard yesterday and pulled a muscle in my lower back. I mean, this is ridiculous now. I'm necking brufen and pressing a hot water bottle to my lumbar. This aging malarky is dangerous.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 8:20, archived)

I’ve had flu for 2 weeks now, still coughing my guts up. Fun times.

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 10:03, archived)

doesn't sound like fun

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:05, archived)

It’s shit

b3ta, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:11, archived)

I made the mistake of coughing while reaching an arm out
fucking hell, felt like I'd gone a round with someone doing MMA. Was bad when I woke uptoday but after a coupe of pain killers and a bit of moving around it's barely noticable.

I can't believe the coughing though - it's over two weeks now and there's still a lot of phlegm to come out...
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:38, archived)

Put my back out for 3 days once
By yawning
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:45, archived)

I can relate

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:10, archived)

I popped a rib with a badly timed sneeze and a heavy mis-placed foot-fall.
lol oldness.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:56, archived)

Surely the next jab will protect you?
Get two, just to be sure.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 13:00, archived)

Shit immune system you got there mate.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 12:58, archived)

First time I’ve been properly ill in years but it’s probably done a number on my immune system tbf

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 13:23, archived)

Stop ageing then.
Increase your core strength and flexibility with varied exercise and stretches, consume iron rich red stuff and drink slightly more water than you think you want for energy, brain health and recuperative speed. Force yourself to have a little more dairy for the bone density. Go raving once in a while to maintain stamina. Learn to fall properly, which is as if you were a drunk teenager, and you won't hurt yourself.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 18:42, archived)

Fliddy house on the prairie
morning
( broadsword, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 8:48, archived)

alright

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 10:03, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 9:09, archived)

yo

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 10:03, archived)

Morning.
Time for a coffee.
( .Yeti., Mon 6 Jan 2025, 10:31, archived)

Mellow Birds?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:12, archived)

Mellow Birds have had their coffee.
Before that, they're Angry Birds.
( .Yeti., Mon 6 Jan 2025, 11:31, archived)