I'm having some sausages I got off the butcher at work,
But to stay true to my working class roots I'm pairing them with some oven cooked potato smileys and a mixed salad
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:39, archived)

SALAD?
Working class people don't have salad mate.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:45, archived)

I didn't say I was going to eat it.
It's just going to be on the plate like at a wetherspoons. Nobody ever eats the salad.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:46, archived)

Wetherspoons?
How awful.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:47, archived)

I'd rather be in a spoons than pay 7 quid a pint at the sort of pub a posh cunt like you drinks in
I bet you've got the sort of mates that "split the G"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:51, archived)

I got bumraped for £7.75 for an Asahi in Paddington Station a couple of weeks ago
what a world
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:52, archived)

My brother is living in Woolwich.
Now the old gun pit is closed there is literally nowhere to get a pint under 6 quid apart from the great harry
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:54, archived)

I'm not too far from there but it's not an area I know at all tbh
I know there's a super highly rated Nepalese restaurant there, that's pretty much it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:58, archived)

It's all either proper old school London grim or modern hipster gentrification grim
No middle ground at all. But my brother is a proper craft beer and 50 quid hair cut cunt so he loves it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:59, archived)

He's not more than a bus away to better pubs tho. Woolwich is completely different from when I was a kid getting my McDonald's there. 1st one in England

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:12, archived)

Still got a wimpy though.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:19, archived)

Certainly has, and a 14 year old drill rapper was killed on the bus yesterday, still got 80s vibe

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:24, archived)

Was drill around in the 80s?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:26, archived)

Drills have been around for thousands of years

( mongychops, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:31, archived)

Something about a bender in a bun.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:39, archived)

All the pubs here are fucking shit

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:57, archived)

Bout time I made sausages again
It's been fucking ages, I want to make some spicy Italian fennel ones
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:51, archived)

That sounds pretty beezer
I'm slowly building up a decent kitchen set up, already got all the coffee and pasta making shit, and a sous vide bath thing, maybe I should get a sausage maker
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:54, archived)

The best piece of cooking kit I ever got was a smoker
Cold smoked salmon and bacon in winter, hot smoked ribs and shit in the summer. Nothing I like more than fannying about in the garden all day whilst drinking beer.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:56, archived)

Good shout.
You bother with a proper pizza oven? I was looking at the ooni stuff
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 18:57, archived)

I'd really like one but it would cause 'trouble at home' if I got one, I have so much stuff
My compromise is a 6mm thick baking steel which makes domestic oven pizzas a whole lot better
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:09, archived)

I'll get one and then in the summer you can come here and make me pizza

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Jan 2025, 19:21, archived)

DONE

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 8 Jan 2025, 20:54, archived)

can confirm
i got a smoke rig bbq steel last year, possibly on your advice, game changer
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 9 Jan 2025, 7:15, archived)