might set up an OnlySmeg a/c

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:51, archived)

There's good money to be made in selling high-end kitchen appliances.
You could become a fridge magnate, in fact.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:51, archived)

^ full of Siemens

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:20, archived)

Oh mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:20, archived)

^ Smeg head

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:26, archived)

I won't judge you until I've walked a Miele in your shoes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:03, archived)

Was trying to think of more appliance brand puns but I’ve got Neff all

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:26, archived)

I'll sneak in like a Ninja, and BOSCH, another two hits to the pun-gland.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 18:35, archived)

Ooh! Very good.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 18:53, archived)

breville

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 19:09, archived)