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hullo knobber's
how's it going lol

this 'looking for work' game is well bent, might not bother
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 12:30, archived)
Why not make millions through crypto dealing
bro?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 12:38, archived)
inb4 QueefCoin rugpull.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:06, archived)
Bollocks, Trouser

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:20, archived)
Remember when
this guy decided to sell all his "artwork" and old b3ta shit as NFTs? A quick look at the link suggests that his sales success rate is hovering around 0%.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:25, archived)
What a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:29, archived)
I mean, I get that he was looking to monetise his shitty 'vector' images and GIFs
but exactly who the fuck he thought would want to buy a link to a crude animation of TAFKAP fucking a dolphin is a question for the ages.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:33, archived)
hey, Hedgey's not that bad m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:14, archived)
Yes I am.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:21, archived)
oh yeah lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 17:13, archived)
But they said "I know plenty of people making good money from their work"!
I guess either they were a liar, or their work was substantially shitter than that of their peers. Either way, my sympathy is firmly hovering around zero.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:35, archived)
My favourite part of that thread
is when someone pointed out that Bowie's eyes weren't actually different colours, and the artist expressed surprise and that they were "just going by the source pic".

*Throws money at screen*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:30, archived)
might set up an OnlySmeg a/c

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:51, archived)
There's good money to be made in selling high-end kitchen appliances.
You could become a fridge magnate, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:51, archived)
^ full of Siemens

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:20, archived)
Oh mate.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:20, archived)
^ Smeg head

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:26, archived)
I won't judge you until I've walked a Miele in your shoes.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:03, archived)
Was trying to think of more appliance brand puns but I’ve got Neff all

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:26, archived)
I'll sneak in like a Ninja, and BOSCH, another two hits to the pun-gland.

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 18:35, archived)
Ooh! Very good.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 18:53, archived)
breville

(inflation vore mpreg yaoi yuri bara, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 19:09, archived)
I hate applying for jobs, fucking load of wank
Thankfully I don't have to do that... yet.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 12:39, archived)
It's been nearly 20 years since I last applied for a job, blimey
As you say, I hope I never have to.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:37, archived)
I had a 28 year run, wasnae bad

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:51, archived)
+ attack of the
+s
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:52, archived)
Linda Nolanger alive

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:17, archived)
I'm In The Mood For Dyin'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:02, archived)
Job hunting is tedious and frustrating in the extreme

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:29, archived)
Try jobby hunting

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:29, archived)
You could be my personal assistant
The hours are long, the money is terrible and I WILL make inappropriate advances upon you. But there are downsides too.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:36, archived)
I'm in

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 13:51, archived)
Oh I know

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:03, archived)
I need to find a new job becaise I have no work to do
this wasn't too bad when I was mostly at home but having to try not to lose my mind three days a week in the office is not fun.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:31, archived)
Morrissey's first draft of Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now required a lot of rewriting.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 14:34, archived)
HITLER'S COCK

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:21, archived)
Was it bigger on one side to compensate for the missing testicle?
Please advise, I'm not googling that.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:31, archived)
IT'S BEER UP HITLER'S COCK OF THE CLOCK NIKKY KNACKY KNOCK THE BEER RAN DOWN THE CLOCK COCK COCK COCK
and nob as well
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:07, archived)
Did any brand of cigarettes actually taste any different?
I mean, apart from the low-tar version that gave you a hearnia when you pulled on them. Was there any differece between B&H, Regals, Embassy, Dunhill, Marlborough, Camels etc? I know Gaulloise were unto themselves but the others were all the sam weren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:34, archived)
Some use roasted, Marlborough taste completely different to Benson's

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:48, archived)
Different cigarette brands definitely tasted differently.
Regal and L&B were grim, Marlboro Lights were much nicer.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 15:51, archived)
Marlborough Lights are for blobbing birds and woofters

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:43, archived)
I haven't smoked in over a decade SO FUCK YOU, 2CAN

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:57, archived)
Can confirm.
though I was partial to the odd packet of Bensons.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 17:30, archived)
B&H were absolute throat rippers

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 16:01, archived)
Capstan Navy Cut were the real hardcore

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 17:12, archived)
I used to smoke Benny and Hedgehogs
or Marlborough Hairdresser's.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 15 Jan 2025, 17:30, archived)