Three out of seven - wankpuffs
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqx98ngd99lo
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:08, archived)

2/7 lying on your back and projectile shitting vomit and vomiting shit back and forth in an arc between your mouth and arse

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:14, archived)

Keep going, I'm nearly there

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:25, archived)

Your mother's mum's wank cunt shit bollocks fuck a horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:56, archived)

*flops*

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 17 Jan 2025, 21:41, archived)

5/7
Better than normal
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:20, archived)

3/7 itchy wee-hole

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:34, archived)

what does chicory taste like and should i put it in a stir fry?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:27, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 19:52, archived)

Three out of seven too
But I guessed 2 of them
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:34, archived)

2/7 The Final Cuntdown

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:37, archived)

4/7 gnome with a hardon

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 14:58, archived)

big/tits

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:23, archived)

You insensitive bastard
It's a glandular problem
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 17 Jan 2025, 16:51, archived)

Exciting battery news
there was corrosion on the + terminal. Urgh. imgur.com/wfMF2kF
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:24, archived)

exciting BEER OF THE CLOCK COCK news
i've stopped drinking
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 16:54, archived)

And started boofing instead?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 16:58, archived)

nope. i'm straight edge these days.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:06, archived)

That’s not what it says in the gents toilet at Leeds station

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:10, archived)

i haven't updated all my walls yet

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:14, archived)

That was me m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 17 Jan 2025, 17:17, archived)

9/11 Peziza petersii

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 17 Jan 2025, 15:50, archived)