might poo on a pigeon
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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:08, archived)

probably plop on a peacock

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:09, archived)

might guff on a guillemot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:18, archived)

I'll likely queef on a quetzalcoatlus.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:17, archived)

considering parping on a porpoise

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:18, archived)

I'll turd on a turtle 🐢

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:24, archived)

considering sharting on a sheepdog

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:34, archived)

Might oegamiom on an ocelot

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:42, archived)

maybe titwank a terrapin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:06, archived)

And that's hard because their tits are fucking tiny

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:09, archived)

Before reading this I found a chocolate vein in my vanilla ice cream

(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:45, archived)

that was a prawn poo-tube m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:06, archived)

probably gunt-fuck a guinea pig

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 16:47, archived)

maybe gobble off a gibbon

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:07, archived)

Gonna stick my dong in a dead dugong
#pixieslyrics
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 17:38, archived)

^ Slack Francis

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:26, archived)