OK clearly you want to tell us what your new car is but for some reason you're being coy about it.
Just tell us, we won't think any less of you.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 18:48, archived)

I was just a bit spooked when I googled it after putting the deposit down,
and that EXACT CAR was the 2nd result. It's dropped off now it's not for sale though. Jaguar XE R-Sport saloon, 2019, low mileage. Nicest car I've ever owned, even if I'll be paying off the loan for the next 5 years.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 19:05, archived)

Very nice, I wanted a Jaguar X something after seeing one that was parked next to me once but could only afford a clapped out BMW 3 series at the time.
And I wouldn't worry about someone using that information to track you down and dox you, everyone seems very sane and friendly here.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:48, archived)

Can confirm.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 20:58, archived)

Funnily enough we were looking at a clapped out 3 series for under £5k
but I had an M3 years ago, great car but the running costs were atrocious so we decided to treble the budget for a car that will probably cost less in the long run.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 22:08, archived)

My sister had an XE, just the diesel one
it was very nice indeed.

We have a black Vauxhall Indignia with a diddy petrol engine. It looks like a cheap, unlicenced taxi. The kind of car you describe to the police when you're being interviwed about the disappearance of a vulnerable friend.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 11:19, archived)

and that EX AC T C AR was the 2nd result. It's dropped off now it's not f or sale though. Jaguar XE R-Sport saloon, 2019, low mileage. Nicest car I've ever owne d , even if I'll be paying off the loan for the next 5 years.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 21:01, archived)

noncepunch!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 21:09, archived)

Everyone seems to miss the part when we bought a Honda Accord in New Zealand.
It was already notorious around these parts, I could never satisfactorily explain to my wife why having one was so funny.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 22:04, archived)

The True Justice Mobile

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Wed 22 Jan 2025, 22:26, archived)

In all honestly I don't really understand it either, I've never been clear what the joke is. Shitty old man's car? Too nondescript to find again once you've parked it?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:01, archived)

Lost in the mists of time
b3ta.com/questions/bullies/post422892

time deleted threads
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:56, archived)

b3ta.com/questions/massivedrugs/post868898
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 0:58, archived)

Thanks but I've already gazzed mongy
seriously though cheers
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 23 Jan 2025, 1:03, archived)