morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 7:57, archived)

morning
This evening I plan to watch "Chairman of the Board" starring award-winning comedian Carrot Top
(8to12WeeksinScottishRegion Listening to Fur Q - Uzi Lover, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 8:12, archived)

morning smegg

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 8:26, archived)

Yesterday I made a really nice curry.
Shut up
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 8:53, archived)

Sounds nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:24, archived)

I got this subscription where they send you these "flavour pots" and recipe card
Makes it nice and easy as I was slipping in to bachelor food and ready meals and frozen pizza
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:43, archived)

crosta & mollica make half decent frozen pizzas

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:58, archived)

So do you eat the decent half and throw the other half away?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:07, archived)

oh YOU

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 11:00, archived)

what a coincidence
I made a very mediocre curry yesterday.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:36, archived)

I wondered where he went.
Did he taste nice?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 11:44, archived)

Of hotdogs

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:35, archived)

Hi. Hello and good morning.
welcome to the rest of your life.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:35, archived)

Fuck you, Smegg Wallace, fuck you

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 9:44, archived)

waiting for the breakdown service in my work mobile
Fuck sake
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:06, archived)

This could be a mental health issue, or a car not starting
I love this ambiguity.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:09, archived)

My money’s on both

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:12, archived)

ignition barrel won't turn

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:13, archived)

-e +ity scooter

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:14, archived)

toot toot
At least the horn still works
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:14, archived)

Maybe splash some of your MASSIVE dividends on a new car m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:31, archived)

haha well remembered
If i hadn't blown it on new speakers i would
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 10:43, archived)

The words 'massive divi' always bring you to mind.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:17, archived)

thanks mate

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:52, archived)