it's really fucking windy here 2day

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:24, archived)

Too much spicy food m8
It’s a lot calmer here
#staysafe
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:30, archived)

there's a man in my bathroom re-sealing the bath
I am about 10 minutes away from crapping my pants
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:53, archived)

Surely you could use the toilet instead?

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:56, archived)

where's the fun in that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 13:22, archived)

Surely you could just get him to seal your bum?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:15, archived)

Fill it with mercury

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:17, archived)

+Freddie

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 27 Jan 2025, 17:31, archived)

It's like a fucking monsoon over here

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:53, archived)

And with that, the thunder has started

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 12:53, archived)

Say hi to windy for me

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 27 Jan 2025, 14:02, archived)