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This again?!

(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 12:59, archived)
Yep, every day of your life it gets to be afternoon at some point.
Unless you go into space and then time of day is kind of a meaningless concept.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:04, archived)
Let's petition SCIENCE to stop the Earth rotating.
That'll show this stupid "afternoon" who's boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:06, archived)
I like it.
Who's in charge of SCIENCE these days, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:29, archived)
Dunno, that last guy didn't do well...
Side quest! Discover who is SCIENCE now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:35, archived)
It's probably stuj with all his weather forecasting SCIENCE and penguin-molesting SCIENCE.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:46, archived)
YES! He's also been suspiciously quiet too.
Who knows what diabolical things he has been up to. I will hunt him down.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 13:48, archived)
I wish the Friends' Activity was more useful on b3ta.
Both Grrrmachine and Boondocks, YEAH! last posted "ages ago", but Grrry was here just a couple of months ago, while it's probably been 15 years or so since Boondocks, YEAH! was about. We need more granularity than "ages".
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 14:04, archived)
Should suggest an annoying Poke feature for sn0tters to add.
It could trigger an email to the account holder to stop wanking over midget porn and get back on b3ta.com because Aardvark said so.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 14:06, archived)
It should also work
for when brb is having a sweaty sumo wank
(HeyManPutEmOldThingsBack, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:23, archived)
You know, I read about him liking a sweaty sumo wank, on the Internet recently.
So it must be true. What a horrid deviant.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 15:26, archived)
Oh hey dave trouser, I forgot to include you in the rape gang
because you're not a very memorable person.

I'll try to remember that you're probably a rapist in future, but I can't promise anything.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 16:47, archived)
lol stay mad
DT wins again.
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 19:06, archived)
When I say I don't like you and I think you're a cunt,
that's not said with anger, it's simply a matter of fact. You're slightly irritating, like a distant car alarm, or a fly buzzing in a lampshade.
(I helped save b3ta! brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Fri 31 Jan 2025, 21:24, archived)