6:21
Woke up with an itchy bum
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 4 Feb 2025, 6:21, archived)

LOL
AIDS
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 4 Feb 2025, 6:22, archived)

6:53 just had a wee

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 6:53, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 7:32, archived)

don't you mean 7:32 time for a poo
or something?
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 7:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8437251
( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 7:43, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Feb 2025, 8:08, archived)

Must be a Tuesday thing

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 8:22, archived)

Tapeworm.
Tempt it out with a mars bar, then grab its head and yank it out.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 8:25, archived)

what do you want me to do
Roll over and shit tapeworms?
( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 9:25, archived)

yes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 9:25, archived)

8:58
Working from home today so that's pretty great.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 8:58, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 9:09, archived)

GOOSE MR T

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 9:20, archived)

If only Goose hadn't gotten on no plane, Maverick wouldn't have lost his best friend :'(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 11:00, archived)

and Max wouldn’t have been mad

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 11:11, archived)

then Val Kilmer does a face

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 11:22, archived)

I don't remember what happened in that film except for the homoerotic volleyball scene
but I'll take your word for it that that happened and that it was sad.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 11:59, archived)

GEOSTORM

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 4 Feb 2025, 9:58, archived)

Tom Gores

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2025, 10:03, archived)

GEORIM

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 4 Feb 2025, 10:59, archived)

I've just been a bit busy, sorry.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Feb 2025, 10:01, archived)