Accidentally pulled my plonker, what's for lunch?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 13:50, archived)

Great headline
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp8q5mpqrvqo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 13:54, archived)

also, I am of course seeing Pop-up Urinal Death at Infest

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 13:56, archived)

-infest +wembley arena

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 19:18, archived)

I dunno, sounds eminently explicable, his family are idiots and so was he.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 17:12, archived)

oh you are a little scamp!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 14:03, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 14:20, archived)

Oooh Smegwin!

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 18:55, archived)

tiny drugs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 14:34, archived)

Hold me closer+

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 15:14, archived)

mingetits

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 15:15, archived)

Yum!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 15:16, archived)

I just got ingredients for taking packed lunches. I don't mind supermarket sandwiches but they are just too cold for me

( mongychops, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 16:00, archived)

Yeah cold sandwiches are fucking depressing
You don't want cold, slightly damp bread
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 16:15, archived)

A bag of peanuts
Stuck in A&E, stupid superficial thrombophlebitis.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 16:58, archived)

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( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 17:02, archived)

Hope the person sitting beside you doesn't have an anaphylactic reaction, you MONSTER

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 17:14, archived)

they're in the best place
a&e waiting room for 12 hours before being seen
( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 18:10, archived)

Nobody is sitting next to me
They've let me come home, but I have to go back in tomorrow morning before 9
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 9 Feb 2025, 19:05, archived)

WAKE UP

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 6:41, archived)