morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 10 Feb 2025, 7:14, Reply)

Mondays can kiss my hoop
Morning, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 7:26, Reply)

Morning morning
Gosh, you’re looking swell today. Is that a new bow tie?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 7:45, Reply)

Morning
The food in Seville airport is nice but very expensive. I have miniatures of gin for the flight.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:36, Reply)

Gin’n’Fanta it shall be!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:38, Reply)

Changed my mind
I’m such a flibbettygibbett
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:33, Reply)

bbettygibbett d
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:34, Reply)

jesus

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 11:25, Reply)

Get bugs bunny to give you a head massage while you're there
And yes this is a euphemism for gay sex
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:39, Reply)

Naaah
May end up missing my flight.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:40, Reply)

For fuck sake, just do it, will you?
Otherwise what has any of this been about?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:56, Reply)

This is Nike’s marketing team
When the coke has run out
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:34, Reply)

Difficult to fit all of that on a t-shirt, to be fair

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:45, Reply)

my back hurts

( MiseryCunt stop playing with my bollocks, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:36, Reply)

My foot hurts
Hoping it isn’t gout. Hopping only possible on one side at mo.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 9:39, Reply)

Morning
Feeling an urgent need for caffeine.
( .Yeti., Mon 10 Feb 2025, 10:16, Reply)

ANUS

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 11:25, Reply)

I need an anus
I'm holding out for an anus 'til the end of the night
It's gotta be strong, and it's gotta be fast
And it's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need an anus
I'm holding out for an anus 'til the morning light
It's gotta be sure, and it's gotta be soon
And it's gotta be larger than life
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 11:34, Reply)

MONO'S BUMHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 11:48, Reply)

morning
listening to younger colleagues conversations today, I think I'm getting more right wing. Or just older.
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Mon 10 Feb 2025, 11:43, Reply)