You're back! I survived the Great B3ta Offline event of 21st February
How did you cope?
(Planearm, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:26, archived)

i didn't

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:37, archived)

gestational. sac.

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:47, archived)

I wanged a wrap of billy down my japper

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:53, archived)

good boy

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:00, archived)

^cavernous meatus pænus

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:47, archived)

c0r!

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 20:08, archived)

Just one wrap?
You fucking lightweight
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:24, archived)

By not noticing

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 17:59, archived)

By worrying myself sick about brb

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:00, archived)

I suppose somebody should

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:02, archived)

I was worried sick about you too! <3

( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:46, archived)

I neither know nor care what the fuck you're on about

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:04, archived)

And yet you took the time to tell us all about it.

( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:47, archived)

You should be worried!
I'm never more than a minute away from death!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:06, archived)

Imagine replying to a post on a messageboard, eh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:30, archived)

Imagine, if you will
A world where everyone is equal, where money is an outmoded concept, where every need is filled and everyone is happy with nothing to prove.
Fuck it, I'm pissed.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:38, archived)

^broken

( brb natural fistic, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 22:30, archived)

I put a bunch of messages into the error logs for sn0tters to maybe never see or care about!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:05, archived)

LOL logs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 21:31, archived)

Lollogs Kekfasts

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 23:55, archived)

Alright Ian

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 18:55, archived)

no virtual lans please

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 20:08, archived)

I hope ariana grande is ok, her tits don't look so good any more

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:13, archived)

mine have seen better days as well

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Sat 22 Feb 2025, 20:30, archived)

I weathered the storm by gestating in the nearest available sac.

( .Yeti., Sat 22 Feb 2025, 19:45, archived)