morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 24 Feb 2025, 7:10, archived)

back to sleep for me

( MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 7:24, archived)

Lol tos

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 9:40, archived)

terms of service are rarely anything to laugh about

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 12:50, archived)

You're too serious

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 13:41, archived)

alright The Joker

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 15:10, archived)

Monday morning, you sure look fine

-fine +like a smeggy bell
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 7:26, archived)

look smell
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 11:42, archived)

Morns

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 9:39, archived)

A yohgurt advert that seems to be on most of the podcasts* I listen to is making me very angry.
*not yoghurt related
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 9:56, archived)

"Yoghurt; imagine if rotten milk tasted good"

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 10:26, archived)

^ yog bro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 11:38, archived)

YOGS OUT

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 11:42, archived)

Yoggy, yoggy, yoggy,
oi! oi! oi!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 24 Feb 2025, 11:45, archived)

Yog on the tyne is all mine all mine

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 12:03, archived)

Portmanteau:
yule + log = yog. Can you think of your own?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 12:11, archived)

Reservoir Yogs

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 24 Feb 2025, 12:17, archived)