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I am now officially in my late 40's
Might as well take the pills
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:23, archived)
I definitely count as still being in my mid 40s
and I suspect I'm one of the younger people here. You may not get much sympathy regardless of how many hats you have, Two Hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:25, archived)
I'll be 50 in 2 months

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:37, archived)
I'm 45.
Make of that what you will.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:43, archived)
you need to grow up, m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:57, archived)
I can still pass for 42.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:58, archived)
that's the spirit!

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:48, archived)
I am 46 but look a lot younger
which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:58, archived)
everyone thinks that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt no alarms and no sausages, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 9:59, archived)
Yeah I'm 45 but I definitely look 27.
I could still pull a 23 year old. I'm in the prime of my life. Doesn't matter that I've lost most of my hair and my face is getting wrinkly and there's white bits in my beard and I make those "uggh" noises whenever I stand up or sit down and everything creaks or cracks or clicks and I take more prescription drugs than fun drugs. I'm still young and spry.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:03, archived)
23 year olds are at a severe disadvantage of having the judgement of a 23 year old
so it's not really something to brag about.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 12:23, archived)
It was all bluster anyway, UToL.
I look like a potato retrieved from the very back of the cupboard. Even the stupidest 23 year old wouldn't touch me with a 100-foot pole.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 15:14, archived)
Yeah everyone thinks I look younger than I am

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 11:17, archived)
People always seem to be surprised to hear that I'm as old as I am
But I can never be sure if they're just being polite
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:18, archived)
It may be your behaviour rather than your looks

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Mar 2025, 10:38, archived)