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Well
I have most of my own teeth and only one filling.
My handwriting is okay, actually better these days than when I was younger.
I make an EXCELLENT cup of tea.
Cats get on with me.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:32, archived)
Anyone liked by cats is all right in my book.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:40, archived)
When I am forced to write
I am forced to acknowledge how terrible my handwriting is, and that I should probably write more
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 13:58, archived)
if most of them are your own
who's are the rest?
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:04, archived)
✋

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:29, archived)
alright Fred Dineage

(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:16, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:50, archived)
Friends
and neighbourhood cats that come and say hi when I'm passing.

I'm not good with dogs unless I know them.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:36, archived)
*whispers*
(they meant your teeth)
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:49, archived)
So did garold, he can bite through your jugular with his cat teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:54, archived)
Well why didn't they say?
I have had other people's teeth. My other half used to be a trainee dental nurse and was helping a friend with an art project so we had a bag full of other people's teeth in the house for a while.

It was a see-through bag.

It was fucking horrible.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:55, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:16, archived)
It gets worse. I reminded him about the teeth and he said this:
"In secondary school I brought human lungs back home for a week. I had station displaying healthy lungs vs smokers lungs."

Brazil in the 80s, when kids could just borrow stuff from the anatomy museum.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 15:44, archived)
I took a stillborn piglet to school once
which was fucking grim even then
(pick n mix link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 16:14, archived)
i played football with a frozen rat in the car park of chessington world of adventures.
happy days.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:18, archived)
i was doing work experience at the zoo, it's fine. perfectly fine.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:20, archived)
just remembered it was actually called 'footrat'

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 18:18, archived)
You must have been seriously shit at football
if you were well matched against a frozen rat.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 19 Mar 2025, 20:06, archived)
i really was. i still am.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 21:11, archived)

football life
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 21:26, archived)

true as well.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Thu 20 Mar 2025, 6:18, archived)
garold has a mouth full of cat's teeth, pass it on

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 14:55, archived)
garold has a month's worth of rat's piss, pass it on

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt help me doctor dick!, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:06, archived)
Harold is a mong with a twat's face, pass it on

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 19 Mar 2025, 17:34, archived)